My name is Tom. I'll get you a beverage.

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What she says:
I'm fine
What she means:
GOGOGOOGOGGOOGOGOGO
GOTTA GIO FATUS GOTTA GO FATSF GOTTA GO FATSER FASTER FASTRE FATSRE FGASTER FATRE FATSRE

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evieintheskywithdiamonds asked: e☾

Here’s two instead.

One during track season. 

One now after track season. 

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zeparic asked: ✓ ❁ ♡

✓:  

1. I’m left handed. As in one hand is more proficient than the other, and not as in I have only one hand. Though if I had only one hand I suppose it would not be all that bad, save the fact that I would have to buy only one glove. And what kind of store does that? I’ll tell you what kind. No kind. As in none of them do that. What jerks. 

2. I run for fun. And competitively. Therefore I’m obviously masochistic (disclaimer: those two things actually have no direct correlation; who knew [obviously I didn’t {or did I}]).

3. Cheesecake is one of my favourite desserts. Bring me a cheesecake and I will love you forever. Or for a good three minutes. It depends on the mood and presentation.

4. I have a black wristband that I wear every single day. It is also always on the left wrist. It reads, “Run or die.” It helps me remember to press onward. It also reminds me that I will make mistakes, and that is okay.

5. If someone calls me, and I do not know the number, I do not answer. I do not answer. I wait for a voicemail. This has resulted in some unfortunate consequences. Oh the anxiety.

❁: If we’re going by the love percentage thingy or whatever here you go.

1. princessnautilus

2. zillywutpumpkin

3. alphaserket

4. kaikaruandhercurlyq

5. evieintheskywithdiamonds

♡: 

(in no particular order)

1. Life Goes To A Party - Benny Goodman

2. I Zero Your Fellow Interlude - Rockman Zero Mythos Soundtrack

3. Looking Up - Paramore

4. Game Over - Homestuck (One Year Older)

5. Moonsetter - Homestuck (Volume 9)

 

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share 5 things that you really want
☮ :
share 5 favourite movies
❂ :
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☯ :
share 5 person you love being with
☪ :
share 5 favourite celebrities
❀ :
share favourite thing you do when you get bored
♡ :
share 5 favourite songs
❁:
share 5 favourite blogs
✓:
tell 5 facts about yourself
♧ :
share 5 facts about your appearance
☆:
share your current mood
♒ :
share about your crush
☀ :
something that made me smile today
✖ :
something you hate
☼ :
something you love
ϟ :
ask anything

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